Calling from Hell

President Musharraf, Queen Elizabeth, and President Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them that it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost of the call is 1 million dollars. The Premier writes him a cheque.
Next, Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she's finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars. The Queen too writes him a cheque.
Finally, Musharraf gets his turn, dials Pakistan and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil says: "That call was free and feel free to call Pakistan anytime".
When Putin hears that he is furious and he asks the devil: "Why does Musharraf get to call Pakistan for free?"
The devil replies, "Since the day Zardari became the President of Pakistan, whole country has gone to hell. Local calls are free".